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The Bro Code

The Bro Code…In the begining there was no Bro Code… which was unfortunate for the world’s first Bros – Cain and Abel. Lacking an agreed – upon set of social principles, Cain killed Abel and commited history’s first Broicide. As punishment  Cain as doomed  to walk the earth alone. Why? Because without a wingman, he had absolutely no chance to meet chicks.
Centuries later a Bro from Sparta and a Bro from Troy got in a fight over a chick named Helen. I know, ”Helen” doesn’t sound hot, but allegedly she had a ”face that launched a thousend ships,” so you can just imagine what her rack was like . The two Bros waged a terrible war over this chick – a war that could have been avoided had the Bros been familiar with the most basic Bro Code: Bros before ho’s. Troy put up a good fight, but the Spartan navy was very powerful. Soon hordes of Spartan seamen burst through the Trojan barrier, and Helen got half the gold for the next eighteen years…

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